May 2011
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I fucking hate my uterus.
(Warning: if you don’t like to read stuff about periods, you should leave now.)
As you may have surmised from the title, I am on my period. When I am on my period, I experience ridiculously bad cramps. All I want to do is curl up in the fetal position and wait for the ibuprofen to kick in. But I can’t do that, because I have responsibilities and whatnot. Thus, I hate my uterus.
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“Sexuality is just one very small part of [Born This Way] … it’s so interesting...”
– Lady Gaga (via muhmuhmuhmonster)
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100th post. Woohoo.
For my 100th post, I decided to do one of those lists of 25 random things you see on Facebook. Except this is 15 random things because I couldn’t think of 25.
Here we go.
1. My name is Leyla. It’s pronounced the same as the Eric Clapton song “Layla” but I wasn’t named after the song. I was named after the 5th century Persian queen whose story inspired Clapton to...
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This sucks.
I really need a cuddle buddy. Cuddling a pillow does not cut it. I could cuddle with one of my family’s cats, but it’s not like I can ask them.
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Nervous
I was not anticipating this. I did not expect this to happen. Why can’t I deal with surprises? Normal people can deal with innocuous things like this and not lose it. Why can’t I be normal?
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Finally found a theme I like. That certainly took...
It's My Pleasure...: kristinnoeline: Are you a boy... →
kristinnoeline:
Are you a boy or a girl? Go on and check the box. Are you straight or are you gay? I need to know what you are so that I can know what you stand for. Please just check the box, it will only take a second. Sadist or masochist? Slut or virgin? Butch or femme? I need to know…
I don’t like labels.
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O.o
I have eight followers. There are EIGHT PEOPLE looking at the crap I put on here. I have actually met three of them, two of them are following me because I’m following them, and three of them just started following me out of nowhere. I’m happy but also quite bewildered.
“Mr. Speaker, your voting record is at variance from one of the Church’s most...”
– John Boehner, Commencement Speaker At Catholic University, Gets Criticized By Catholic Academics (via thesohoriot)
“It can’t be any more obvious that we live in a patriarchal society if ”feminist”...”
– Ellen Page (via azspot)
Shit, most logical thing I’ve heard all day.
(via wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow)
(via anarchafeministe)
(via rebel-grrrl)
(via fuckyeahchoice)
(via stfufauxminists)
(via lieblingherz)
(via fattiesinlove)
(via misschubosaurus)
(via fuckmemilo) (via sexisbeautiful)
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Thinking
I’m almost 19. In 5 years, I will be as old as my mom was when she and my dad got married. That just blew my mind.
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Thinking
If the rapture comes before I get my driver’s license, I will be very upset indeed.
Two churches located across the street from each...
graphicambiguity:
rachelneedsapplausetolive:
karofskyhaikus:
somebodysinmyheadagain:
wizarding:
paranoidrobot:
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
Dying.
lol remember when?
this is too funny
i have to reglob it again
i am dying
omg omgggggg
LOL I kind of like Catholics now :)
I still love this.
Beautiful.
sexisbeautiful:
ofgoodcourage:
My theory is… if you are for the death penalty, against undocumented immigration, against public health care, for invasive oil drilling and blood diamond mining, against single-parent or gay-parent adoptions, for human trafficking/sex tourism, against safe sex education then you really shouldn’t be talking about how you’re pro-life.
yep.
THIS. ALL OF THIS.
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I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY. →
This person says all Moslems should leave the country. My dad’s Moslem, does that mean my siblings and I have to leave? Does my mother have to leave for being married to a Moslem? NOT ALL MOSLEMS ARE TERRORISTS. The ones who are represent a VERY SMALL section of the population. By the way, bigots, Christians killed people for religious reasons too. It was called THE CRUSADES.
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“I believe that marriage isn’t between a man and woman, but between love and...”
– Frank Ocean, We All Try. (via pussiesandpoets)
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Rant
The only reason for gay marriage to be illegal is because the Bible says so. If you take religion out of the equation, THERE IS NO ARGUMENT. And this is SUPPOSEDLY a secular country. It’s really frustrating. The government is essentially saying, “we’ll take your votes and your tax money, but we’ll deny you a basic civil right.”
And before you ask, I’ll tell...
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows came out nearly four years ago.
I feel old. And it’s only going to get worse. Eventually I’m going to have to start worrying about stuff like car insurance and heartburn.
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Random bit of awesomeness
Bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women.
Just thought you should know.
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Freaking out just a little bit
I just discovered that Madoka was 14.
My baby sister is 13 and a half.
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My favorite words, in no particular order
Crustacean
Bonobo
Philtrum
Discombobulated
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Holy shit I have SIX FOLLOWERS.
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After seeing it mentioned on a friend’s Tumblr, I decided to track down Puella Magi Madoka Magica and watch it. I just finished the last episode and I’ve gone through at least 5 tissues. IT’S SO GOOD AND SO SAD AND SHE WAS JUST A KID OH MY GOD.
celticthistle:
Anonymous asked:
Are you Team Edward, or Team Jacob?
crystalsoulslayer answered:
I am Team Twilight Is Poorly-Written Sexist Literature That Glorifies Abusive Relationships To The Point That Even The Guy Playing Edward Doesn’t Like Edward And Ruined Vampires For The Rest Of Us While Also Managing To Help The Mormon Church Oppress Gay People.
THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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“Thus, President Obama is being called a “socialist” who seeks to destroy...”
– PAUL KRUGMAN (via waronidiocy)
twizzlerzzz: fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:... →
shadowshooter:
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
xbecourageous:
“Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had boob jobs or lip enhancements or liposuction are still real women. Size 0 may make no sense mathematically, but a woman who wears that size is as real as the one who…
yes.
EXCELLENT.
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Whenever I discover a new blog I am compelled to go through the archives and read every single entry. Am I the only one who does that?
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when...
then I’m like:
G fucking POY
OMG YES. Even though I think everyone else is attractive.
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This gives me hope. →
Madeline Koch is a Republican who supports gay marriage. I was starting to think those were a myth, like unicorns.
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Thoughts on death, religion, bin Laden, and the...
Osama bin Laden did some truly horrible things; there’s no doubt about that. But he did those things for religious reasons. He probably thought he was doing God a favor. Instead of dismissing him as an evil person, we should try to understand his reasoning and the reasoning of people who do similar things.
There are a lot of misconceptions about Moslems. For one thing, the word...
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Warning: This post mentions poop.
There are people in this world who refuse to acknowledge the fact that females poop.
Those people are idiots.
EVERYBODY POOPS. Oprah poops. The Queen of England poops. Jesus pooped.
It’s actually great that everyone poops. If someone is making you feel bad about yourself, just remember that this person is no better than you because you both poop. We are all equal because we all have...
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People I want to be when I grow up
1. Tamora Pierce If you haven’t heard of her, shame on you. She’s an excellent writer whose books are full of complex characters. Most of them are strong, badass women who are not Mary Sues.
2. Beka Cooper She’s one of Pierce’s newest characters and possibly my favorite. She’s intelligent and loyal to her friends, as well as a badass member of Tortall’s police...
